dalishpariah:

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

danisnotmentallystable:

thnks fr th mntl llnss

jobhaver:

the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

bookavid:

the-cloud-road:

theravenbcys:

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

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